The Bear Bitch’s Project

Dear Santa,

I’ve been remarkably good this year. I only broke 2 hearts, made 5 people cry (okay, 7 if you include the 2 broken hearts), and plotted the torture & murder of 11 people. It may sound like a lot, but considering my track record, that’s quite an improvement! And besides, those murders never pushed through. That should count for something, right?

Keeping that in mind, I would like the following things for Christmas:

A Sushi Clock

I LOVE sushi and ever since I saw the sushi clock at the sushi bar of Sugi (then at Greenbelt 1) when I was a little girl, I’ve wanted one.

  A Shakespeare Action Figure

Because The Bard rocks and ever Lit major should have a Shakespeare action figure on his/her desk.

Plus I need it more than others because I work in the accounting department and seeing numbers all day, everyday, can drive a word loving person like me insane. I need ol’ Will to keep me from losing touch with my "inner poet". (hee hee)

A copy of Scary Miss Mary

Isn’t she the cutest? I’ve been scouring the internet for a copy of Scary Miss Mary: Fun with Knives, volume 1 but I simply cannot find a copy. Santa, you’re my only hope.

A Volvo, Jaguar, Lexus, Benz, Prius or any car with Intuitive Parking Assist

I’m pretty lousy at parking so these new cars with fancy, hands-free, automatic parallel parking gizmos sound like a godsend.

Black, please. I’d really like a sedan though SUVs are alright too and if they come in Hybrid, I’d prefer that as well. Oh, and I’d prefer the Volvo over all. Did you get all that? Black Hybrid Volvo Sedan with Intuitive Parking Assist. Write it down.

A Transporter

So I can go home to Makati anytime I want and not miss a day of work.

And while I’m at it, I can travel the world too. I can go back to my favorite countries like Italy, Sweden, Denmark, and Vietnam, and I can finally visit the countries I’ve been wanting to go to like Ireland, Great Britain, and Egypt. That would be so cool!

A Slyvanian Families House (with the complete furnishings and accessories, of course)

Why?

Why not?