One of Those Days
Ugh! Today was one of those days that i call "Ugly Days". You know the kind. Its a day when you wake up and your zits are more, bigger, and redder than they’ve ever been, your skin is as blotchy as the world map and as oily as a frying pan, your waistline goes MIA and is replaced by blubber, your hair just refuses to cooperate, your nail breaks, your jeans smell like they didn’t dry properly (they smell like a trapo, to put it bluntly) and your shirts all have wrinkles in them. In other words, no matter what you do, you’re just ugly on that day. Ordinarily, when "Ugly Days" come ’round, i usually lather on the concealer & leave-in conditioner, spritz a happy smelling cologne on, cross my fingers and hope for the best — but for some dumb reason which still escapes me until now, i decided to ditch most of my damage control today and just ride the "Ugly Day" wave out. I figured, i’m already having an "Ugly Day" so might as well give my poor face a rest and forget the concealer & mattifying cream. Well, i deserve to be slapped silly! Of all the days, fate decides to make me bump into one of my college crushes today!!! There he was all fresh looking and cute and there i was oily, blotchy, and fat topped off with a generous sprinkling of big, red zits! Arrrrrgggggghhhh! I swear, i will never leave home without concealer and mattifier ever again!
